Happy Independence Day, everyone! Here's a little story to go with your hotdogs, baseball games, and fireworks tonight:
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor - Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
3 comments:
You can only drive to Dallas, if you could afford Bush's $3.09/gal. gas.
Another conspiracy!
George W. Bush sets gas prices!
It's his fault!
Someone call George Soros so they MoveOn can put this in their new ad!
Liberals somehow assigning ownership of high oil prices to the president is sort of like leaving an accordion in an unlocked car.
It means nothing. Non-sequitor. Nonsense. Liberal Propaganda.
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