Step 1: Join al Qaeda
Step 2: Become al Qaeda Leader
Step 3: Advertise Your Atrocities
According to sources in the Middle East, the New Leader of al Qaeda in Iraq was responsible for personally slitting the throats of the two missing US Servicemen in Iraq.
From what I've seen, this sort of behavior begs a large 500-pound bomb or two to drop in on your safe house. This guy's days are numbered.
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Automated Liberal Response:
George Bush is responsible for those soldiers' death. He lied about WMD to get us into war and is keeping us there to do favors to his Haliburton and Big Oil buddies. Even though Zarqawi and Muhajir have been in al Qaeda for years prior to the 1993 invasion, Bush created these terrorists.
Long live al Qaeda! The longer they stay on the front page, the worse it looks for Bush! We Hate Bush!
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hey, i want to kill myself. put some eaay ways to do so. thanks. i just want to leave this world. lenito!!!! remember me
hey> ya me again. post me some easy steps. from south africa. lenny
You forgot...
Step 4: Hang out anywhere where Bin Laden is not.
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