It's all George Bush's fault.
Your orange juice is getting more expensive because of George Bush!
And if your orange juice is more expensive, then you won't get your vitamin C!
The next Top Ten Headlines from MoveOn.org:
"SCURVY PLAGUES NATION BECAUSE OF GEORGE W. BUSH!"
"HURRICANES, DISEASE, AND GLOBAL WARMING-INDUCED FREEZE: THE LEGACY OF GEORGE W. BUSH"
"BUSH IGNORES ELDERLY FREEZING TO DEATH IN FLORIDA: THE NEW PLAN FOR MEDICARE REFORM?"
"HALLIBURTON STICKING IT TO THE FROZEN SOUTH--THE BUSH CONNECTION"
"GLOBAL WARMING FREEZING THE SOUTH: BIG OIL RAKING IT IN!"
"BUSH'S HATRED OF IMMIGRANT ORANGE-GROVE WORKERS SINKS TO NEW LOW"
"OBAMA WOULD HAVE WARNED THE ORANGE GROWERS YEARS AGO"
"THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW--THE ORANGE GROVE/BUSH SCANDAL"
"NATIONAL GUARD NOT AVAILABLE TO HELP ORANGE GROWERS"
"BUSH'S WEATHER MACHINE OPPRESSING SOUTHERN BLACKS & MIGRANT WORKER HISPANICS: THE GLOBAL WARMING/BIG OIL CONSPIRACY REARS ITS UGLY HEAD ONCE MORE"
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Congratulations!
You have just qualified for a top job at MoveOn or at a minimum, a headline writer for MSNBC or the NYTimes.
The blame Bush slant/bias of most of the stories in the MSM should always be suspect. What gets left out can usually be the most important part of the story.
Global warming is the cause of the recent warm weather.
Then again, it is also the cause for our recent bitterly cold weather.
So, if it's responsible for warm weather and cold weather, don't the two cancel each other out and result in no change whatsoever?
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